So Matthew made it home tonight to Oklahoma with his parents. When he got there, he wanted to check and see where my car was so he bleeped my keychain and didn't hear a sound. He looked up and down the street and didn't see it anywhere.
My car was missing.
So he called the police and they checked the impounds and it was nowhere to be seen. Someone stole my car. Someone stole my car with a handicapped tag. Someone stole my car with a handicapped tag WHILE I was having a kidney transplant.
I mean, this really is the best time for this to happen to me I guess. I mean if it had happened three months ago, it would have really gotten to me I think, what with all the stress of not knowing if a transplant was happening. And if it happened in six months when I felt healthy I would have really been angry because it would be an isolated incident that would really suck since everything else was going so well in my life. Now, I feel like, "OK, but at least I have a kidney." I mean, talk about putting things in perspective. I feel invincible right now.
Steal my car?? Fine! I just had a kidney tranplant, Sucka! Have fun with all the extra phosphorus binders on the floor and the seats of my super posh '08 Honda Fit that were left behind. I am sure you will enjoy them when you think you might be taking something fun like painkillers. Joke's on you. Those pills are terrible for healthy people.
Asshat.
Hospital Me THEN (2012)
Dance like no one is watching!
Hospital me NOW (2015)
Dance like EVERYONE'S watching
Post Transplant-1 Year (March 2014)
Mi Amor Studio
Pre Dialysis Pinup Shoot (2012)
Dynamite Dames
Mid Dialysis Boudoir (March 2013)
100 pounds, and a week from transplant, chest tube tucked into bra like a lady. ;)
Non-Pinup Me Now (2015)
This girl has four kidneys
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