So dialysis puts me in a wheelchair as it is, but somehow I got tendonitis in both my ankles. I can’t put weight down on them at all.
Ironically I was wearing heels (which I usually do, of course) at Matthew’s parents’ house. I took them off and was stirring caramel in the kitchen when my right ankle suddenly got very sore. I thought maybe I pulled something. When I went to bed I rubbed it, but it felt bruised. In the morning I couldn’t put any weight on it at all. Then two days later, my left ankle started hurting because I was favoring one foot. The ride home was excruciating, and now I am wheelchair bound completely.
Sometimes I wonder why the gods are throwing so much at me at the same time. Is this funny to someone? Because the absurdity isn’t at all lost on me. I feel like I am in a Fletch movie. Or some kind of absurd medical horror story.